There was a headline on the Internet: “Warning: Scientists say gas cans carry risk
of explosion.” At first I thought it was
a joke, one of those websites that spoof the news, tell us something that is
obvious and then take it to extremes for fun, a satire on American
society. No, it was a real headline from NBC telling us that gas cans can be dangerous.
Suddenly the fact that gasoline explodes has become news. What do we think has been going on inside car
engines for the past century?
NBC needs to tell us and, of course, try to scare us with
the shocking news that exploding gas cans have killed 11 people over the past
15 years. They explain: “lab tests indicate
that under certain limited conditions, gas vapor mixtures can explode inside
those cans and cause significant injury.”
These limited conditions include when there is “a very low volume of
gasoline left inside” and “gas vapor escaping the can contacts a source of
ignition such as a flame or a spark.”
They label these incidents as rare, but go on to blame it on the gas
cans, as do the lawyers who have filed “at least 80 lawsuits during the past
two decades.”
There are over 100 million such cans in use related to 1200
emergency room visits over 15 years. At
the end of the video we are reminded that mixing gasoline and fire is
dangerous. Really? How big a problem is it? Consider that according to the CDC “every
year about 235,000 people over age 15 visit emergency rooms because of injuries
suffered in the bathroom.” That’s not
over 15 years; that’s every year. So
bathrooms are almost 3000 times more dangerous those evil gas cans.
Should the fuss and reminders come as a surprise when one
tactic to keep ratings up is to keep anxiety up? Should we be surprised by the explosive
tendency of gasoline making the news, when on the same day it’s reported that “U.S. students score below international averages in math, reading and science”? (They are not even in the top 20.) Should it surprise us when on the same day
it’s reported that the Merriam-Webster word of the year is “Science,” base on
on-line lookups, perhaps due to the fact that it “cropped up in a wide range of
news stories this year”? Is the press now required to "dumb down" the news to a deteriorating level of public scientific understanding?
But it gets even better! Dozens of people have been convinced by lawyers that not knowing gasoline
was dangerous is normal and to blame injuries on the gas cans. Fearing that lawyers will similarly convince sympathetic juries and that a settlement is the cheapest way out, companies
have agreed to contribute to a “proposed $161 million fund that would settle
dozens of lawsuits against the largest manufacturer of these cans, Blitz USA” –
now in bankruptcy. Believing that these big companies
and their insurance companies have lots of money and should automatically reimburse the poor deserving victims is as big a joke
as not knowing gasoline explodes, but the joke is on the rest of the poor
suckers in America who take responsibility instead of blaming others and looking
handouts. We are the ones who eventually end up paying.
As it gets more and more difficult to distinguish real news
from satirical, fake news, and lawsuits explode out of incredible situations, is anyone else concerned about the train wreck
American society is heading toward?
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